Crazy Cut Clients

Standing round the salon.
Colors in your hair.
Talking 'bout the craziest clients.
that we get in here.

Girl here has a snake styled head.
Talks a lot about fashion.
We think that she is quite mad.
She says she has passion.

Smile at all the clients.
Give them what they ask.
Then they all keep coming back.
Cos we simply do the task.

Another girl keeps coming in.
Wanting rainbow hair.
And whenever we go dye it.
She starts crying in despair.

She wants it like a unicorn.
Pink and blue and stuff.
Ends up looking like a clown.
Life for her is tough.

Smile at all the clients.
Give them what they ask.
Then they all keep coming back.
Cos we simply do the task.

a DumDave production June 2024